Sunday, December 27, 2009

Incompetent Movie Critic Extraordinaire

Note: I have not seen some of these movies. But that doesn't stop be from being opinionated.

George Clooney and Ewan McGregor could star in the movie, “George Clooney and Ewan McGregor Just Stare at Goats for Two Straight Hours, Charmingly,” and I would go to see that movie.

Wes Anderson movie = “Wow, that’s weird, and kind-of-funny, in a ‘huh,’ awkwardish way, but also just mostly weird and very, very sad.”
Wes Anderson + George Clooney + Stop-Animation + Plot Regarding Adorable Foxy Animals = “Wow, that was really fantastic, Mr. Fox.”

George Clooney also flies in airplanes, and does some other stuff...needless to say, I approve.

Sherlock Holmes played by Robert Downey Jr. = I admit, I have a giant crush of Robert Downey Jr.. This is my second biggest crush on a former heroin addict to date. Wait, actually, the other person is still an active heroin user, so...ya. Robert Downey Jr. is hot.

Precious = Imagine being poor, obese, black, the victim of sexual abuse by your father since the age of 3, beaten by your mother, the mother of a three year old girl with Down’s syndrome (by your father), pregnant with your second child (also by your father), illiterate, infected with HIV...If imagining that for two hours sounds like fun to you, then watching this movie should be good times.

And that is what I think about the movies.

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